The Slop Gazette

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Vol. 1 · No. 14 Monday, 5 October 2026 “Per my last prompt”

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Corporate AI Washing

September 2026

  1. No. 12 New Model Better at Everything, Vendor Unable to Name One Thing Corporate AI Washing
  2. No. 11 Bank's AI Assistant Can Answer Any Question Except the One You Asked Agents Behaving Badly

August 2026

  1. No. 3 Everyone in Meeting Has Read the AI Summary, Nobody Has Read the Document Corporate AI Washing
  2. No. 1 Product Now "Agentic," Behaves the Same Corporate AI Washing